“Minsan, tumayo ako sa may door…ayun, nauso ang BOY-NEXT-DOOR!”
“Minsan, may nginitian akong isang tao….ayun nahimatay. Simula non nauso na ang KILLER SMILE!“
“Minsan, umupo ako sa gitna ng dalawang lovers…ayun, nauso ang LOVE TRIANGLE!”
Monday, December 3, 2007
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Tips for Drivers
another email from my friend 
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TIPS FOR DRIVERS
I've been in petroleum pipeline business for about 31 years,
currently working for the Kinder-Morgan Pipeline here in San Jose, CA. We
deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period from the pipe line; one
day it's diesel, the next day it's jet fuel and gasoline. We have 34
storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Here are
some tricks to help you get your money's worth:
1. Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still
cool. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried
below ground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it
gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you're filling up in the afternoon or in
the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the
petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel
(gasoline, diesel, jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products) are
significant. Every truckload that we load is temperature- compensated so that
the indicated gallonage is actually the amount pumped. A one-degree rise in
temperature is a big deal for businesses, but service stations don't have
temperature compensation at their pumps.
2. If a tanker truck is filling the station's tank at the time you want to
buy gas, do not fill up; most likely dirt and sludge in the tank is being
stirred up when gas is being delivered, and you might be transferring that
dirt from the bottom of their tank into your car's tank.
3. Fill up when your gas tank is half-full (or half-empty), because the more
gas you have in your tank the less air there is and gasoline evaporates
rapidly, especially when it's warm. (Gasoline storage tanks have an
internal floating 'roof' membrane to act as a barrier between the gas and
the atmosphere, thereby minimizing evaporation. )
4. If you look at the trigger you'll see that it has three delivery
settings: slow, medium and high. When you're filling up do not squeeze the
trigger of the nozzle to the high setting. You should be pumping at the
slow setting, thereby minimizing vapors created while you are pumping. Hoses
at the pump are corrugated; the corrugations act as a return path for vapor
recovery from gas that already has been metered. If you are pumping at the
high setting, the agitated gasoline contains more vapor, which is being
sucked back into the underground tank, so you're getting less gas for your
money. Hope this will help ease your 'pain at the pump'
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TIPS FOR DRIVERS
I've been in petroleum pipeline business for about 31 years,
currently working for the Kinder-Morgan Pipeline here in San Jose, CA. We
deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period from the pipe line; one
day it's diesel, the next day it's jet fuel and gasoline. We have 34
storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Here are
some tricks to help you get your money's worth:
1. Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still
cool. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried
below ground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it
gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you're filling up in the afternoon or in
the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the
petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel
(gasoline, diesel, jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products) are
significant. Every truckload that we load is temperature- compensated so that
the indicated gallonage is actually the amount pumped. A one-degree rise in
temperature is a big deal for businesses, but service stations don't have
temperature compensation at their pumps.
2. If a tanker truck is filling the station's tank at the time you want to
buy gas, do not fill up; most likely dirt and sludge in the tank is being
stirred up when gas is being delivered, and you might be transferring that
dirt from the bottom of their tank into your car's tank.
3. Fill up when your gas tank is half-full (or half-empty), because the more
gas you have in your tank the less air there is and gasoline evaporates
rapidly, especially when it's warm. (Gasoline storage tanks have an
internal floating 'roof' membrane to act as a barrier between the gas and
the atmosphere, thereby minimizing evaporation. )
4. If you look at the trigger you'll see that it has three delivery
settings: slow, medium and high. When you're filling up do not squeeze the
trigger of the nozzle to the high setting. You should be pumping at the
slow setting, thereby minimizing vapors created while you are pumping. Hoses
at the pump are corrugated; the corrugations act as a return path for vapor
recovery from gas that already has been metered. If you are pumping at the
high setting, the agitated gasoline contains more vapor, which is being
sucked back into the underground tank, so you're getting less gas for your
money. Hope this will help ease your 'pain at the pump'
Protect yourself from abusive MMDA officers
an email galing sa friend ko... just wanna share it with you guys
Protect yourself from abusive MMDA officers
This is a MUST read especially during this Christmas Season. Protect
yourselves especially against abusive MMDA
officers. Have your drivers read this too.
Best also to PRINT AND KEEP A COPY OF THIS E-MAIL IN YOUR CAR FOR FUTURE
REFERENCE.
TOOLS AGAINST MMDA OFFICERS
I just reached my limit last weekend, and decided to take action against
the abusive MMDA enforcers. I basically
called up the MMDA head office and inquired from the Personnel Officer,
Antonio Pagulayan, to clarify their
policies. Here is what I got.
If any of these abuses seem familiar to you, Mr. Pagulayan has asked that
you call either the MMDA hotline (136) or
call the METRO BASE at 0920 9389861 or 0920 9389875 and ask for an
Inspectorate. They will send inspectors to the
place where these MMDA officers are extorting, even while you are
arguing out of your apprehension.
1.MMDA officers are not allowed to group together in order to apprehend.
They are not even allowed to stand
together in groups of 2 or more. The only time they are allowed to work
together is for special operations (probably
when they apprehend groups of buses for smoke belching)
2. Swerving IS NOT a traffic violation. Moving one lane to the left or
right is not swerving, no matter where on
the road you do it. And it is even less of a violation when you do it
with a signal. Swerving is defined as
shifting 2 or more lanes very quickly. So you can argue your way out of
this, and call the Metro Base for help.
3. Sadly, using the yellow lane is a traffic violation and will get you a
ticket. However, buses are really not
allowed to go out of the yellow lane, so if you see selective apprehension
of private cars only, you may complain.
4. MMDA has confirmed that your license MAY NOT BE CONFISCATED at a
traffic apprehension. The only time they can do
so is if you are part of an accident, or it is your third violation and
you have not settled your fines yet. They
are only allowed to give you a ticket, which you can contest. He
recommends actually receiving the ticket in some
instances, so that you can report the officer who did it.
5. Also, you are free to ask any of these officers for their "mission
order", which is written by their supervisor.
If they apprehend you for a violation that is not in their mission order
for the day, you can report them and they
will receive disciplinary action.
So go out and fight for your rights if and when the occasion arises!
Protect yourself from abusive MMDA officers
This is a MUST read especially during this Christmas Season. Protect
yourselves especially against abusive MMDA
officers. Have your drivers read this too.
Best also to PRINT AND KEEP A COPY OF THIS E-MAIL IN YOUR CAR FOR FUTURE
REFERENCE.
TOOLS AGAINST MMDA OFFICERS
I just reached my limit last weekend, and decided to take action against
the abusive MMDA enforcers. I basically
called up the MMDA head office and inquired from the Personnel Officer,
Antonio Pagulayan, to clarify their
policies. Here is what I got.
If any of these abuses seem familiar to you, Mr. Pagulayan has asked that
you call either the MMDA hotline (136) or
call the METRO BASE at 0920 9389861 or 0920 9389875 and ask for an
Inspectorate. They will send inspectors to the
place where these MMDA officers are extorting, even while you are
arguing out of your apprehension.
1.MMDA officers are not allowed to group together in order to apprehend.
They are not even allowed to stand
together in groups of 2 or more. The only time they are allowed to work
together is for special operations (probably
when they apprehend groups of buses for smoke belching)
2. Swerving IS NOT a traffic violation. Moving one lane to the left or
right is not swerving, no matter where on
the road you do it. And it is even less of a violation when you do it
with a signal. Swerving is defined as
shifting 2 or more lanes very quickly. So you can argue your way out of
this, and call the Metro Base for help.
3. Sadly, using the yellow lane is a traffic violation and will get you a
ticket. However, buses are really not
allowed to go out of the yellow lane, so if you see selective apprehension
of private cars only, you may complain.
4. MMDA has confirmed that your license MAY NOT BE CONFISCATED at a
traffic apprehension. The only time they can do
so is if you are part of an accident, or it is your third violation and
you have not settled your fines yet. They
are only allowed to give you a ticket, which you can contest. He
recommends actually receiving the ticket in some
instances, so that you can report the officer who did it.
5. Also, you are free to ask any of these officers for their "mission
order", which is written by their supervisor.
If they apprehend you for a violation that is not in their mission order
for the day, you can report them and they
will receive disciplinary action.
So go out and fight for your rights if and when the occasion arises!
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Useless Facts
The 3 most valuable brand names on earth are:- Marlboro, Coca-Cola and Budweiser - in that order.
Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
No word in the English dictionary rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no-one knows why.
Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is screeched.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
A pack-a-day smoker will on average lose 2 teeth, every 10 years.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop...even your heart.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
No word in the English dictionary rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no-one knows why.
Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is screeched.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
A pack-a-day smoker will on average lose 2 teeth, every 10 years.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop...even your heart.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
Hallmark cards for Unloved Ones
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7.. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia.)
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7.. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia.)
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
13 Sick Random Facts
1) In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".
2) Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden"... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
3) Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
4) It is impossible to lick your elbow.
5) Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
6) Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
7) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
8) Question: If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
Answer: One thousand
9) In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase... "goodnight, sleep tight."
10) It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
11) In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
12) Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
13) This is pretty sick. I can read it actually!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amazing huh?
2) Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden"... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
3) Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
4) It is impossible to lick your elbow.
5) Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
6) Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
7) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
8) Question: If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
Answer: One thousand
9) In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase... "goodnight, sleep tight."
10) It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
11) In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
12) Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
13) This is pretty sick. I can read it actually!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amazing huh?
11 Trippy Questions
Q1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
Q2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Q3. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
Q4. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?
Q5. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
Q6. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Q7. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!
Q8. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Q9. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Q10. (in your head!) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Q11. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Now how many could you answer?
Scroll down for answers:-
ANSWERS:-
A1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
A2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
A3. The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
A4. Colour and Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.
A5. The answer is Charcoal. In Homer Simpson's words: hmmmm... Barbecue.
A6. Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.
A7. The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph
A8. If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
A9. If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
A10. Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
A11. Nunu? NO! Of course not. The fifth daughter is Mary. Read the question again.
Q2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Q3. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
Q4. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?
Q5. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
Q6. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Q7. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!
Q8. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Q9. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Q10. (in your head!) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Q11. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Now how many could you answer?
Scroll down for answers:-
ANSWERS:-
A1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
A2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
A3. The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
A4. Colour and Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.
A5. The answer is Charcoal. In Homer Simpson's words: hmmmm... Barbecue.
A6. Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.
A7. The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph
A8. If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
A9. If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
A10. Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
A11. Nunu? NO! Of course not. The fifth daughter is Mary. Read the question again.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
the lions devoured the knights @ game 2... red lions champion!!!!!!!!
27 September 2007 @ the Big Dome...sorry i won't be able to provide the scored of each quarter, nakalimutan ko ilista eh.. haha.. basta ang masasabi ko lang... first quarter pa lang, lamang na beda!!! haha. wuhoo!!!
FYI, as usual, hinati ang dome, para hiwalay ang both colleges. ang problem, super sikip na sa side ng mga leon!!! punong puno na ang side ng beda na even the stairs are taken na.. pero sa kabila.. hmm.. pwede pang humiga sa luwag.. hehe. peace! :D
first quarter, pa lang dme na agad foul ng beda! asar! ..tpos d ko tanda kung anong quarter, na mei na-technical na player of letran & mei na fouled out..
to make the long story short.. the game ended 76-64, syempre pa. in favor of the red lions!!!congrats lions!!! you made the bedan community really proud... again! :D
ANIMO SAN BEDA!!!!!!
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Trivia
Hidden Message?
When reading horizontally from Shakespeare's original published copy of Hamlet, the furthest left hand side reads 'I am a homosexual' in the last 14 lines of the book. Was this a message, or just a coincidence?
Surely this can't be true?
Over 50% of all people fantasize more often about money than sex, so technically, Bill Gates is the hearthrob of the world.
Now that's some research project!
According to the World Health Organization, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
Just a little to the left dear...
Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.
More Poll results
More than half the American men surveyed in a recent poll admit to having sex with women they disliked. It didn't say how many were referring to their wives ;o)
Here's one to remember.
A female orgasm is a powerfull painkiller (because of the release of endorfines), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
In therapy
In a recent interview with 10 prominent sex therapists, the question was posed, 'What is the most important aspect in love making?' One said 'relaxation', Three said 'honesty', and a whopping Six out of Ten said 'staying awake'.
Is this surprising?
Although Hitler did condemn homosexual acts, he only condemned them between men. Lesbians were not condemned at all. They were rarely (if any at all) sent to concentration camps, because it was not in the laws written by Hitler to condemn women loving other women.
Get your Lipstick round... (you know the rest!)
Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting.
The pleasure principle
Dolphins and humans are the only known animals that have sex for pleasure.
When reading horizontally from Shakespeare's original published copy of Hamlet, the furthest left hand side reads 'I am a homosexual' in the last 14 lines of the book. Was this a message, or just a coincidence?
Surely this can't be true?
Over 50% of all people fantasize more often about money than sex, so technically, Bill Gates is the hearthrob of the world.
Now that's some research project!
According to the World Health Organization, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
Just a little to the left dear...
Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.
More Poll results
More than half the American men surveyed in a recent poll admit to having sex with women they disliked. It didn't say how many were referring to their wives ;o)
Here's one to remember.
A female orgasm is a powerfull painkiller (because of the release of endorfines), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
In therapy
In a recent interview with 10 prominent sex therapists, the question was posed, 'What is the most important aspect in love making?' One said 'relaxation', Three said 'honesty', and a whopping Six out of Ten said 'staying awake'.
Is this surprising?
Although Hitler did condemn homosexual acts, he only condemned them between men. Lesbians were not condemned at all. They were rarely (if any at all) sent to concentration camps, because it was not in the laws written by Hitler to condemn women loving other women.
Get your Lipstick round... (you know the rest!)
Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting.
The pleasure principle
Dolphins and humans are the only known animals that have sex for pleasure.
Creepy 11
1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who
threatened to destroy the Twin Towers
in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W. Bush has 11 letters.
5) The two twin towers make an "11"
This could be a mere coincidence, but
this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the
Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92
passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin
Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or
9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US
emergency services telephone number
911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make
up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside
all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 +
5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of
the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 =
11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on
3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911
days after the Twin Towers incident.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make
up your own mind:
Now this is where things get totally
eerie:
The most recognized symbol for the US,
after the stars & Stripes, is the
Eagle. The following verse is taken
from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:
"For it is written that a son of Arabia
would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The
wrath of the eagle would be felt
throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
while some of the people trembled in
despair still more rejoiced: for the
wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands
of Allah and there was peace."
That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
Still unconvinced about all of this..?!
Try this and see how you feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on
end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the
following (TRY THIS FOR REAL)
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the
flight number of the first plane to
hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the
WINGDINGS 1
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who
threatened to destroy the Twin Towers
in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W. Bush has 11 letters.
5) The two twin towers make an "11"
This could be a mere coincidence, but
this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the
Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92
passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin
Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or
9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US
emergency services telephone number
911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make
up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside
all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 +
5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of
the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 =
11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on
3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911
days after the Twin Towers incident.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make
up your own mind:
Now this is where things get totally
eerie:
The most recognized symbol for the US,
after the stars & Stripes, is the
Eagle. The following verse is taken
from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:
"For it is written that a son of Arabia
would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The
wrath of the eagle would be felt
throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
while some of the people trembled in
despair still more rejoiced: for the
wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands
of Allah and there was peace."
That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
Still unconvinced about all of this..?!
Try this and see how you feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on
end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the
following (TRY THIS FOR REAL)
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the
flight number of the first plane to
hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the
WINGDINGS 1
science trivia
50 Interesting Science Facts
1 – The speed of light is generally rounded down to 186,000 miles per second. In exact terms it is 299,792,458 m/s (equal to 186,287.49 miles per second).
2 – It takes 8 minutes 17 seconds for light to travel from the Sun’s surface to the Earth.
3 – 10 percent of all human beings ever born are alive at this very moment.
4 – The Earth spins at 1,000 mph but it travels through space at an incredible 67,000 mph.
5 – Every year, over one million earthquakes shake the Earth.
6 – When Krakatoa erupted in 1883, its force was so great it could be heard 4,800 kilometers away in Australia.
7 – Every second around 100 lightning bolts strike the Earth.
8 – Every year lightning kills 1000 people.
9 – In October 1999 an Iceberg the size of London broke free from the Antarctic ice shelf .
10 – If you could drive your car straight up you would arrive in space in just over an hour.
11 – Human tapeworms can grow up to 22.9m.
12 – The Earth is 4.56 billion years old…the same age as the Moon and the Sun.
13 – The dinosaurs became extinct before the Rockies or the Alps were formed.
14 – Female black widow spiders eat their males after mating.
15 – When a flea jumps, the rate of acceleration is 20 times that of the space shuttle during launch.
16 – If our Sun were just inch in diameter, the nearest star would be 445 miles away.
17 – Astronauts cannot belch – there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.
18 – The air at the summit of Mount Everest, 29,029 feet is only a third as thick as the air at sea level.
19 – One million, million, million, million, millionth of a second after the Big Bang the Universe was the size of a …pea.
20 – DNA was first discovered in 1869 by Swiss Friedrich Mieschler.
21 – The molecular structure of DNA was first determined by Watson and Crick in 1953.
22 – The first synthetic human chromosome was constructed by US scientists in 1997.
23 – The thermometer was invented in 1607 by Galileo.
24 – Alfred Nobel invented dynamite in 1866.
25 – Wilhelm Rontgen won the first Nobel Prize for physics for discovering X-rays in 1895.
26 – The tallest tree ever was an Australian eucalyptus – In 1872 it was measured at 435 feet tall.
27 – Christian Barnard performed the first heart transplant in 1967 – the patient lived for 18 days.
28 – An electric eel can produce a shock of up to 650 volts.
29 – ‘Wireless’ communications took a giant leap forward in 1962 with the launch of Telstar, the first satellite capable of relaying telephone and satellite TV signals.
30 – The Ebola virus kills 4 out of every 5 humans it infects.
31 – In 5 billion years the Sun will run out of fuel and turn into a Red Giant.
32 – Giraffes often sleep for only 20 minutes in any 24 hours. They may sleep up to 2 hours (in spurts – not all at once), but this is rare. They never lie down.
33 – There are 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body.
34 – An individual blood cell takes about 60 seconds to make a complete circuit of the body.
35 – On the day that Alexander Graham Bell was buried the entire US telephone system was shut down for 1 minute in tribute.
36 – The low frequency call of the humpback whale is the loudest noise made by a living creature.
37 – A quarter of the world’s plants are threatened with extinction by the year 2010.
38 – Each person sheds 40lbs of skin in his or her lifetime.
39 – At 15 inches the eyes of giant squids are the largest on the planet.
40 – The Universe contains over 100 billion galaxies.
41 – Wounds infested with maggots heal quickly and without spread of gangrene or other infection.
42 – More germs are transferred shaking hands than kissing.
43 – The fastest speed a falling raindrop can hit you is 18mph.
44 – It would take over an hour for a heavy object to sink 6.7 miles down to the deepest part of the ocean.
45 – Around a million, billion neutrinos from the Sun will pass through your body while you read this sentence.
46 – The deepest part of any ocean in the world is the Mariana trench in the Pacific with a depth of 35,797 feet.
47 – Every hour the Universe expands by a billion miles in all directions.
48 – Somewhere in the flicker of a badly tuned TV set is the background radiation from the Big Bang.
49 – Even traveling at the speed of light it would take 2 million years to reach the nearest large galaxy, Andromeda.
50 – A thimbleful of a neutron star would weigh over 100 million tons.
1 – The speed of light is generally rounded down to 186,000 miles per second. In exact terms it is 299,792,458 m/s (equal to 186,287.49 miles per second).
2 – It takes 8 minutes 17 seconds for light to travel from the Sun’s surface to the Earth.
3 – 10 percent of all human beings ever born are alive at this very moment.
4 – The Earth spins at 1,000 mph but it travels through space at an incredible 67,000 mph.
5 – Every year, over one million earthquakes shake the Earth.
6 – When Krakatoa erupted in 1883, its force was so great it could be heard 4,800 kilometers away in Australia.
7 – Every second around 100 lightning bolts strike the Earth.
8 – Every year lightning kills 1000 people.
9 – In October 1999 an Iceberg the size of London broke free from the Antarctic ice shelf .
10 – If you could drive your car straight up you would arrive in space in just over an hour.
11 – Human tapeworms can grow up to 22.9m.
12 – The Earth is 4.56 billion years old…the same age as the Moon and the Sun.
13 – The dinosaurs became extinct before the Rockies or the Alps were formed.
14 – Female black widow spiders eat their males after mating.
15 – When a flea jumps, the rate of acceleration is 20 times that of the space shuttle during launch.
16 – If our Sun were just inch in diameter, the nearest star would be 445 miles away.
17 – Astronauts cannot belch – there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.
18 – The air at the summit of Mount Everest, 29,029 feet is only a third as thick as the air at sea level.
19 – One million, million, million, million, millionth of a second after the Big Bang the Universe was the size of a …pea.
20 – DNA was first discovered in 1869 by Swiss Friedrich Mieschler.
21 – The molecular structure of DNA was first determined by Watson and Crick in 1953.
22 – The first synthetic human chromosome was constructed by US scientists in 1997.
23 – The thermometer was invented in 1607 by Galileo.
24 – Alfred Nobel invented dynamite in 1866.
25 – Wilhelm Rontgen won the first Nobel Prize for physics for discovering X-rays in 1895.
26 – The tallest tree ever was an Australian eucalyptus – In 1872 it was measured at 435 feet tall.
27 – Christian Barnard performed the first heart transplant in 1967 – the patient lived for 18 days.
28 – An electric eel can produce a shock of up to 650 volts.
29 – ‘Wireless’ communications took a giant leap forward in 1962 with the launch of Telstar, the first satellite capable of relaying telephone and satellite TV signals.
30 – The Ebola virus kills 4 out of every 5 humans it infects.
31 – In 5 billion years the Sun will run out of fuel and turn into a Red Giant.
32 – Giraffes often sleep for only 20 minutes in any 24 hours. They may sleep up to 2 hours (in spurts – not all at once), but this is rare. They never lie down.
33 – There are 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body.
34 – An individual blood cell takes about 60 seconds to make a complete circuit of the body.
35 – On the day that Alexander Graham Bell was buried the entire US telephone system was shut down for 1 minute in tribute.
36 – The low frequency call of the humpback whale is the loudest noise made by a living creature.
37 – A quarter of the world’s plants are threatened with extinction by the year 2010.
38 – Each person sheds 40lbs of skin in his or her lifetime.
39 – At 15 inches the eyes of giant squids are the largest on the planet.
40 – The Universe contains over 100 billion galaxies.
41 – Wounds infested with maggots heal quickly and without spread of gangrene or other infection.
42 – More germs are transferred shaking hands than kissing.
43 – The fastest speed a falling raindrop can hit you is 18mph.
44 – It would take over an hour for a heavy object to sink 6.7 miles down to the deepest part of the ocean.
45 – Around a million, billion neutrinos from the Sun will pass through your body while you read this sentence.
46 – The deepest part of any ocean in the world is the Mariana trench in the Pacific with a depth of 35,797 feet.
47 – Every hour the Universe expands by a billion miles in all directions.
48 – Somewhere in the flicker of a badly tuned TV set is the background radiation from the Big Bang.
49 – Even traveling at the speed of light it would take 2 million years to reach the nearest large galaxy, Andromeda.
50 – A thimbleful of a neutron star would weigh over 100 million tons.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
the lions devoured the knights @ game 1
20 September 2007, 4PM @ the Big Dome...
The lions have proven the we are the king! At the NCAA basketball championship game 1, Beda beat Letran!!! well, sorry na lang mga knights. hehehe. dahil sa sobrang excited, walang pictures or videos, sorry. hehe
here's the score:
quarter beda letran
1st 14 23
2nd 35 34
3rd 48 47
4th 76 68
oh well.. sorry knights, mukhang nakagat kayo ng leon sa first game. hehe
game 2, 26 September 2007 4PM @ the Big Dome
kitakits bedans!!!!
The lions have proven the we are the king! At the NCAA basketball championship game 1, Beda beat Letran!!! well, sorry na lang mga knights. hehehe. dahil sa sobrang excited, walang pictures or videos, sorry. hehe
here's the score:
quarter beda letran
1st 14 23
2nd 35 34
3rd 48 47
4th 76 68
oh well.. sorry knights, mukhang nakagat kayo ng leon sa first game. hehe
game 2, 26 September 2007 4PM @ the Big Dome
kitakits bedans!!!!
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Samal Island, Davao
after namin maligo, sinundo na let kme ng van at ang destination namin... Samal island!!! :Das usual, tulog na nman ako sa byahe.. kaya pagising ko, nasa.. nasa.. basta parang docking area ng mga ferry & boats. tpos dun kami sumakay ng isang ferry, papuntang Samal island. 15mins lang ata yung byahe, bilis lng.uhmm.. minimum 7people daw max of 20. P15 ata ung fee papunta. wala nmang alon and malamig ung hangin.
ferry trip to Samal Island:...together with my parents.
tpog pagdating namin ng Samal island, entrance fee naman. d ko lang alam kung magkano. take note, kung mei dala kayong food & drinks, kailangan nyo bayaran yun para mapasok nyo.. haha. sorry na lng. hehe. paglapag ng mga gamit sa table, ang una namin hinanap... yung booth ng pang-scuba diving!!! wuhooo!!! hehehe.
together with my sis and her bf, nagpa-reserve kme ng 1PM then bumili rin kme ng disposable underwater camera. P800 ung cam, P900 ung scuba equipment rental. since maaga pa, balik kami sa rented table namin then waited for the food while nagswimming na mga pamangkin ko.
here are some of the pictures of our scuba diving adventure:
before diving:ayan. bago lumusong, practice muna kami kung pano huminga using the oxygen tank. take note, ang hirap tumayo!! lalo na pag tinatamaan ka ng alon, ma-out of balance ka. kaya ang sabi sken, dpat naka-kuba ka para ma-maintain yung balance.
...nga pla, ang hirap huminga dun pg first time!!! d ko ma-maintain ung breathing rhythm ko ng ayos. palibhasa excited na kinakabahan. hahaha
underwater with my sister:here's a picture underwater together with my sister. obviously, ako yung naka-grey shirt at mukhang punong-puno ng oxygen yung bibig ko. wahahaha.
me with diving instructor:waahahaha. bakit ako nkahawak sa goggles ko? pano b nman!!! maluwag!! everytime na mag-exhale ako, yung bubbles tumatama sa goggles ko and coz of that, parang matatanggal goggles ko! kaya lageng nakahawak. ahahaha. olats. ahehehe.
well, mdami pa kaming pictures, d ko na lng sinama. lam nyo ba, na super super sakit ng tenga ko everytime na mas lumalalim yung pinupuntahan namin. as in ang sakit! they taught us how to handle such problem, the diving term is equalize. ang gagawin, ipitin mo yung nose mo using your fingers then exhale ka through your nose... unfortunately, d ko magawa dahil everytime na iipitin ko nose ko, pumapasok yung tubig sa goggles ko!! huhu. kaya yun, tiis!!.. hehe. buti na lng kinaya. eto naman, nakakarinig pa nman ako ngayon. ahehee.
tpos nung pag-ahon namin. sus! ang hina ng pandinig ko! hehe. at ang sakit ng tenga ko.. huhuhu... kaya pag-ahon ko, saka lang ako nkakapag-equalize!!! kse wala na akong suot na goggles. wahahaha.
well, kahit na gnun nangyare sa akin, ayos lng. masaya ung pagdive namin. ang daming isda!!! nde nga sila natatakot kahit mei mga divers sa corals nila, lumalapit pa nga sila eh. kse d b pag nasa-aquarium parang takot na takot ung mga isda pag mei tao..
nakakalungkot nga lng, kahit sobrang ganda sa ilalim ng tubig.. mei nakita b nman akong balat ng Chippy!!! olats talaga.
oh well, ang masasabi ko lng... mauulit ang scuba diving na toh!!! wuhooo!!! hehe.
conquered DAVAO!!!! day 2
date: September 1, 2007 (saturday)nagising ako ng 9am ata... and day2 adventure starts!!! wuhooo!! ehehe
after maligo, nagayos kami ng gamit xe pumunta kme ng Samal Island!!! :) aside from lumamon, hehe, namasyal & nagscuba diving!!! hehe. d nko nagswimming, kse mangingitim. hahaha. at least ang scuba diving, d ka masusunog ng araw kse nasa ilalim ng tubig. hehe. take note, first time namin magscuba!!! hahaha.
then after namin sa Samal Island, bumalik na kami then pumunta nman kami sa city. namili ng mga kung ano-ano. pasalubong, tshirt, malong, keychain, at syempre pa... prutas na nman!! hahaha. this time, d na ako kumain ng durian. hehe. suha naman. though maraming beses na ako nakatikim ng suha dito sa Manila, ibang klase suha ng Davao... ang tamis!!! ang sarap!!! promise!! dun kami nagtagal sa isang store, halos naubos na ung paninda nilang suha dahil napakyaw namin, promise! as in, ang sarap!
then after namin dun, pumunta namin kami sa city hall ng davao. picture ulit, then pumunta dun sa kalapit na Cathedral ata yun... nagsimba. same thing, d ko na nman naintindihan ung kanta & sermon. hehehe. tpos, pumunta kami ng jack's ridge. overlooking yun. hmmm. d nman ako gaano namangha, dahil from Antipolo ako. haainako, eh overlooking rin naman un eh. hehehe. pero ok nman. d na kami kumain dun, nagpicture lang, tpos bumalik sa city. tpos mei nahanap kaming restaurant na eat-all-you-can. ang problem, medyo sablay. ang tagal maglabas ng food! so kung ubos na yung nasa isang tray, ang tagal bago mapalitan. kaya naka isang plate lng ako.tpos, umuwi na kami... pagdating sa hotel... toink. tulog! ahahaha.
Davao Crocodile Park
last stop namin nung first day sa davao eh ang Davao Crocodile Park. saktong sakto yung dating namin sa show nila. kung baga feature ng mga animals na meron sila.
first eh yung deer. d ko lam ano name or type nung deer.. basta deer sya. mabait nman, parang aso. nangdidila.. hehe. d nga lng tumatahol. nyahaha.
tpos next, naglabas sila ng iguana(laki!) pati mga baby crocodile, isang salt-water type at isang fresh-water type. syempre naman, hinawakan namin. hehe. sa laki nung iguana, d mo na ata ituturing na iguana yun.. baby dragon na ata yun. hehe.
after nung iguana & baby crocodiles... naglabas na sila ng ahas! na naman??!! hehe. pero matapang ung ahas na yun. nung nilapag nga nila sa gitna, nanghahabol yung ahas... though naka-cage naman sila, pero ung mga trainer sa loob, hinahabol sila. hehe. tpos yung isa pang trainer, mei hawak na dalawang lobo, tpos yun yung tinutuklaw nung ahas! ppooof! putok! (malamang!!! hehe).
then after nung ahas, naglabas sila ng tiger!!! wuhoo! ayos! nun lng ako nakakita ng tiger ng gnun kalapit. 20feet away lng siguro. tpos comedy, ang kulit nung tiger!!! nde sya nagroar or nananakot... pero mahilig magsmile!!! hehe!
oo! as in! smile sya ng smile! tapos parang aso.. na nakalabas lagi yung dila. hehe. tpos ang lambing. pwde b magalaga ng tigre sa bahay? hehe. then naglabas sila ng ungoy. matanda-tanda na yung ungoy. tpos ang kulit! nakachain kse ung tiger sa gitnang part, tpos kinukulit-kulit nung ungoy ung tiger! hehe.
tpos next, naglabas sila ng sawa!!! as in... sawa!!! ang laki!!! mukhang bagong kain eh kaya mabagal kumilos.. or, mabagal b tlga sila kumilos? hehe. binuhat ko nga, kaya lng, ang dme ng gumaya! hehe. as super bigat!!! see the picture, nakapatong na nga sa lap ko tpos nakayakap ako using my left hand, then hawak ko ung ulo on my right. as in, ambigat!!! ehehehe.
after nung sawa, pinalipat kme sa isang pen na nandun yung ibang mga crocodile. mei mga events na ginawa kasama yung mga crocodiles eh, here: crocodile dancing, crocodile frenzy, crocodile encounter and tightrope walking.
saya dito! magagaling yung mga caretakers and makikita mo tlga na alaga and mahal nila yung mga animals. saka bilib ako sa kanila, ang lalakas ng loob na magstay sa cage kasama yung mga buwaya!!! ..thinking na, nagkalat ang mga buwaya dito sa manila... wahahha. :)
first eh yung deer. d ko lam ano name or type nung deer.. basta deer sya. mabait nman, parang aso. nangdidila.. hehe. d nga lng tumatahol. nyahaha.
tpos next, naglabas sila ng iguana(laki!) pati mga baby crocodile, isang salt-water type at isang fresh-water type. syempre naman, hinawakan namin. hehe. sa laki nung iguana, d mo na ata ituturing na iguana yun.. baby dragon na ata yun. hehe.after nung iguana & baby crocodiles... naglabas na sila ng ahas! na naman??!! hehe. pero matapang ung ahas na yun. nung nilapag nga nila sa gitna, nanghahabol yung ahas... though naka-cage naman sila, pero ung mga trainer sa loob, hinahabol sila. hehe. tpos yung isa pang trainer, mei hawak na dalawang lobo, tpos yun yung tinutuklaw nung ahas! ppooof! putok! (malamang!!! hehe).
then after nung ahas, naglabas sila ng tiger!!! wuhoo! ayos! nun lng ako nakakita ng tiger ng gnun kalapit. 20feet away lng siguro. tpos comedy, ang kulit nung tiger!!! nde sya nagroar or nananakot... pero mahilig magsmile!!! hehe!oo! as in! smile sya ng smile! tapos parang aso.. na nakalabas lagi yung dila. hehe. tpos ang lambing. pwde b magalaga ng tigre sa bahay? hehe. then naglabas sila ng ungoy. matanda-tanda na yung ungoy. tpos ang kulit! nakachain kse ung tiger sa gitnang part, tpos kinukulit-kulit nung ungoy ung tiger! hehe.
tpos next, naglabas sila ng sawa!!! as in... sawa!!! ang laki!!! mukhang bagong kain eh kaya mabagal kumilos.. or, mabagal b tlga sila kumilos? hehe. binuhat ko nga, kaya lng, ang dme ng gumaya! hehe. as super bigat!!! see the picture, nakapatong na nga sa lap ko tpos nakayakap ako using my left hand, then hawak ko ung ulo on my right. as in, ambigat!!! ehehehe.after nung sawa, pinalipat kme sa isang pen na nandun yung ibang mga crocodile. mei mga events na ginawa kasama yung mga crocodiles eh, here: crocodile dancing, crocodile frenzy, crocodile encounter and tightrope walking.
saya dito! magagaling yung mga caretakers and makikita mo tlga na alaga and mahal nila yung mga animals. saka bilib ako sa kanila, ang lalakas ng loob na magstay sa cage kasama yung mga buwaya!!! ..thinking na, nagkalat ang mga buwaya dito sa manila... wahahha. :)
Shrine hills, Davao
after we had our lunch, sakay let ng van then yun.. tulog na nman ako!!! wahaha. nagising na lng ako nasa Shrine hills kami. hayip! ang ganda! ang lamig tpos ang daming puno & tpos yung damo nya, tipong parang nde inaapakan. tapos talagang makakarelax ka.
tpos nagsimba kami dun.. as in ang ganda and ang sarap magsimba kung gnun ang lugar... isa lng problem ko...
d ko naintindihan homily! hehe. Davao dialect eh. kaya tumitingin-tingin na lng ako sa paligid. hehehe. kung nag-straigh english na lng sila or tagalog, ok na ok sana. hehe
isa lng pix sa phone ko nung place eh. kinuha ko after the mass.. kaso d ko pa rin na-upload from my mobile. check it out in Google na lng. :)
tpos nagsimba kami dun.. as in ang ganda and ang sarap magsimba kung gnun ang lugar... isa lng problem ko...
d ko naintindihan homily! hehe. Davao dialect eh. kaya tumitingin-tingin na lng ako sa paligid. hehehe. kung nag-straigh english na lng sila or tagalog, ok na ok sana. hehe
isa lng pix sa phone ko nung place eh. kinuha ko after the mass.. kaso d ko pa rin na-upload from my mobile. check it out in Google na lng. :)
Philippine Eagle Center, Davao
second stop of our first day in Davao was the Philippine Eagle Center. ano pa nga ba, eh di tulog na nman ako sa byahe kaya d ko lam kung malayo or malapit lng. ehehe. basta pagbaba namin sa van, mei booth dun para magbayad bago pumasok. ang nakalagay ata P10 adult, P5 kids... pero mas mahal binayad namin eh. ewan. d ata updated ung sign nila. ehehehe.
pagpasok na pagpasok ng park, ang makikita eh mga bilihan ng souvenirs at fruits. pero we decided na bago na lng umalis ng venue kami tumingin dun... then, pinuntahan na mismo namin ung lugar kung san nandun yung mga eagles. pagpunta dun, panibagong bayad na nman.. haaaai.. ewan kung magkano. while waiting, nandun kme tumambay sa mei mga chairs sa labasan nung pinaka-center, mei lawin na agad dun, his/her name is Alex. takot pa nga ako dahil walang tali or cage. basta nandun lng sya sa isang kahoy. then napansin ko na lng na putol ung left wing nya. according to the caretakers, binaril pala si Alex before mapunta sa kanila... aww.. too bad. bait pa nman. sarap nga iuwi kung pwde eh. hehe.
then pumasok na kme and we were told na papanuorin munanng video... ampf! ang boring nung video. nde naman talaga tungkol sa eagles & kite (english ng lawin, hehe). tungkol sa paninira ng tao sa nature.. kaya, iniwan namin. ahaha. buti mei guide dun, sbi namin kung pwde na kme umikot. yun, sinamahan nya kami...
d lang eagles & kites meron dun, mei mga deer, monkeys, crocodiles, etc. nakita ko rin dun sila PAGASA(philippine eagle) pati na yung mga iba pa. ang laki!!! FYI, ang eagles pala 8x mas malinaw ang mata compared sa tao & they can magnify their vision 3x. hayip! parang camera, pwde pang mag-zoom. hehe. kaya pala magaling sila manguha ng makakain nila.
after the tour, lumabas na kami.. then pinuntahan yung mga souvenir/fruit stands. then my very first encounter of the durian!!! hahaha. ano lasa? uhmm... mahirap i-describe. tikman nyo na lng! hehe.
then mei nakita kaming ahas!!! hehe. well, alaga naman sya. take note, hinawakan ko!! wuhoo! tapos, nag-gayahan na yung mga kasama ko. ahehe. obvious bang mga takot kami? sa buntot lang kami nakahawak eh. ahehehe. ok naman. mabait rin nman kse yung ahas. ganun pala feeling nun. hehe.
ano pa, hmm. maganda dito, ala lng akong ma-post na picture nung mga agila & lawin dahil d ko pa na-download from my mobile phone... pero maganda talaga! educational ;)
pagpasok na pagpasok ng park, ang makikita eh mga bilihan ng souvenirs at fruits. pero we decided na bago na lng umalis ng venue kami tumingin dun... then, pinuntahan na mismo namin ung lugar kung san nandun yung mga eagles. pagpunta dun, panibagong bayad na nman.. haaaai.. ewan kung magkano. while waiting, nandun kme tumambay sa mei mga chairs sa labasan nung pinaka-center, mei lawin na agad dun, his/her name is Alex. takot pa nga ako dahil walang tali or cage. basta nandun lng sya sa isang kahoy. then napansin ko na lng na putol ung left wing nya. according to the caretakers, binaril pala si Alex before mapunta sa kanila... aww.. too bad. bait pa nman. sarap nga iuwi kung pwde eh. hehe.
then pumasok na kme and we were told na papanuorin munanng video... ampf! ang boring nung video. nde naman talaga tungkol sa eagles & kite (english ng lawin, hehe). tungkol sa paninira ng tao sa nature.. kaya, iniwan namin. ahaha. buti mei guide dun, sbi namin kung pwde na kme umikot. yun, sinamahan nya kami...
d lang eagles & kites meron dun, mei mga deer, monkeys, crocodiles, etc. nakita ko rin dun sila PAGASA(philippine eagle) pati na yung mga iba pa. ang laki!!! FYI, ang eagles pala 8x mas malinaw ang mata compared sa tao & they can magnify their vision 3x. hayip! parang camera, pwde pang mag-zoom. hehe. kaya pala magaling sila manguha ng makakain nila.
after the tour, lumabas na kami.. then pinuntahan yung mga souvenir/fruit stands. then my very first encounter of the durian!!! hahaha. ano lasa? uhmm... mahirap i-describe. tikman nyo na lng! hehe.
then mei nakita kaming ahas!!! hehe. well, alaga naman sya. take note, hinawakan ko!! wuhoo! tapos, nag-gayahan na yung mga kasama ko. ahehe. obvious bang mga takot kami? sa buntot lang kami nakahawak eh. ahehehe. ok naman. mabait rin nman kse yung ahas. ganun pala feeling nun. hehe.ano pa, hmm. maganda dito, ala lng akong ma-post na picture nung mga agila & lawin dahil d ko pa na-download from my mobile phone... pero maganda talaga! educational ;)
EDEN Nature Park, Davao
first day of our davao adventure, eto una naming pinuntahan with my family... ang Eden Nature Park. sobrang antok pa ako nung paglabas ko ng van & hirap pa ngumiti sa mga pictures... until nagstop kme sa isang hall para mag-breakfast. maganda surroundings at malamig. parang tagaytay. until nakakita ung mga pamangkin ko ng mapaglilibangan. nakita nila yung "indiana jones". rope activity sya na sasabit ka para magswing papunta sa kabilang side ng activity area. kasama nman kasi sa entrance kaya sinubukan namin. check the videos...
...mukha bang masaya, o mukha kaming tanga? hehe!
tapos after namin magbreakfast, nagikot kami with their tour guide. basta, as in malawak yung lugar na we have to ride their.. their.. whatever they call it. hehe. anyays, the said park is partial natural forest, and the rest is fully man made. pero as in.. ang ganda!
bumpy yung ride na kung d ka kakapit eh pwde ka mahulog.. d ka nman masasaktan pag nahulog ka.. magmumukha ka lng "nardong putek" kasi sobrang putek nung mga inikot. hehe.
here are some of the pictures sa Eden Nature Park...
Garden ni Lola
- overlooking din
- daming puno na iba't ibang kulay ung mga dahon
- ampitheatre style na pwde kang umupo sa grass
- mei arc yung gilid tpos mei mga flowers
maraming pang iba.. mas maganda kung puntahan nyo nalng!!! hehehehe. a must-see park!
...mukha bang masaya, o mukha kaming tanga? hehe!
tapos after namin magbreakfast, nagikot kami with their tour guide. basta, as in malawak yung lugar na we have to ride their.. their.. whatever they call it. hehe. anyays, the said park is partial natural forest, and the rest is fully man made. pero as in.. ang ganda!bumpy yung ride na kung d ka kakapit eh pwde ka mahulog.. d ka nman masasaktan pag nahulog ka.. magmumukha ka lng "nardong putek" kasi sobrang putek nung mga inikot. hehe.
here are some of the pictures sa Eden Nature Park...
Garden ni Lolaobviously, garden! hehe. ano pa meron? etoh...
...mei nipa hut
...overlooking
...wishing well pa na punong puno ng gumamela, pero in fairness dameng barya sa ilalim. hehe
...mei duyan na ratan
...syempre, bulaklak at puno
...mei nipa hut
...overlooking
...wishing well pa na punong puno ng gumamela, pero in fairness dameng barya sa ilalim. hehe
...mei duyan na ratan
...syempre, bulaklak at puno
ampitheatre garden
eto maganda talaga! according to the tour guide, malimit daw gamitin yung area sa wedding.. kse maganda tlga yung ambiance and surroundings. puro puno tpos sa gitnang area, mei mini-ampitheatre. mei pagkaromantic nga nman kung iisipin.- overlooking din
- daming puno na iba't ibang kulay ung mga dahon
- ampitheatre style na pwde kang umupo sa grass
- mei arc yung gilid tpos mei mga flowers
- maaliwalas and malamig. sarap nga matulog eh
- pwde ka rin tumambay sa paligid kse sa dami ng puno, malawak din yung area na mei shadow na pwde mong pag-stay
- pwde ka rin tumambay sa paligid kse sa dami ng puno, malawak din yung area na mei shadow na pwde mong pag-stay
actually, madami pa eh. d ko lang nakuhaan ng picture. meron din dun nagkalat mga deer, ibon.. mei ahas pa nga daw eh. tpos mei mga camping site din and cottages. meron din swimming pool, falls, ilog.. yung pinaka-last, mei cages sila ng mga ibon. meron dun, super laking dove!!! as in malaki!!! kasing laki ata ng aso eh. malaki talaga.. ang nakakatuwa dun. sa dami nila ng collection ng ibon, yung isang cage dun.. ang laman.. manok! haha. akalain mo nga naman at nilagay pa nila yun dun. hehe.
maraming pang iba.. mas maganda kung puntahan nyo nalng!!! hehehehe. a must-see park!conquered DAVAO!!!! day 1
date: August 31, 2007 (friday)wuhoo!!! together with my family, we went to davao!!! haha. ayos pla dun... medyo matagal lng sa plane, 1hr 45mins. pero ayos lng, kase tulog ako. nyahaha.
though d kme taga-davao, la lng. trip lng. bakasyon lng & bday kse ng sis ko. kaya pasyal-pasyal... ang saya!!! pagkababang-pagkababa ng plane, ayun! picture. haha. pati ad sa airport, picture! nyahaha.
sinundo kme sa airport ng rented van, hayup. mercedes pa. hehe. from airport, tour agad!!! we went to Eden Nature Park. tpos while waiting for our breakfast, mei nakita mga pamangkin ko na kakaibang activity. it was called "Indiana Jones". ket? pano b nman. uupo ka sa knot ng lubid tpos maglalambitin ka til d other side. hirap explain. basta, mukhang tanga! hehe. then nag-tour kme on the said park.
then after, we went to Philippine Eagle Center. from the name itself, nandun lahat ng philippines eagles. hayip. kung pwde lng maguwi ng agila at lawin tpos ilalagay ko sa puno namin sa antipolo. hehe. tpos nung papalabas na kami, pinatikim kami nung family friend namin ng durian! ampf! (yun lng masasabi ko. hehe)
tpos dito, we went to... to... d ko lam kung san. basta nag-lunch kami somewhere. hehe. normal food yung na-serve naman, until naglabas ng fruits.. durian, marang at.. at.. nakalimutan ko name. kaya yun, pagpasok namin sa van, amoy durian na nman. waaaah. hehe. pero ayos lng.
then after, we went to Shrine hills. nagsimba. ganda dun!! nakaka-relax ung paligid. parang sarap matulog sa grass.. ang problem nga lng, d ko naintindihan yung sinasabi nung priest kse davao dialect. hehe.
tpos namin magsimba, we went to Davao Crocodile Park. ayos! haha! isa lng masasabi, nagkalat ang mga buwaya dun!!! ..teka, parang iba ata meaning ah? hehe. asteeg dun! memorable!!
tpos, dahil sobrang pagod na, uwian na! take note, nung gabi lang kami nakapunta sa hotel namin. d ko lam kung ano name eh. pero simple lng. tpos, kumain lng kme ng mga takeout sa mcdo, tpos... boom! mga tulog na lahat! hehe.
end of first day @ davao! wuhooo
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